u-ok:

peterpancaked:

ablogorsomething:

u-ok:

summoner-of-butts:

u-ok:

does anyone know of a good coral lipstick

coral blue number 2

say that again I fucking dare u

actually it’s coral blue number three 

I’m reporting you all to the authorities

(via super-wholocked-in-camelot)

tyrabanksnipple:

notco:

so i changed “someone” to “a boob” on ponify and i typed an assignment out for religion and handed it in, but i forgot about ponify so when i got it back i

“because a someone”

(via pizza)

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

(via pizza)

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek, via pizza)

caseyanthonyofficial:

One time I got pulled over by a cop and I was so nervous that I thought I was supposed to call him “your honor” like we were in court or something but then I corrected last minute and I just said “Good evening your officer”

(via pizza)